Kaleidoscopic Musings

rynvasnormandy:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

I’ll never understand why our societies have such shitty attitudes toward sex. The west seems more comfortable with violence than sex, and the misinformation spread about sex is really awful. This has severe consequences, like unwanted pregnancies,…

That’s because that scene served to vilify sex. The moral guardians what people to be afraid of it.

What is tumblr trying to tell me?

What is tumblr trying to tell me?

Very NSFW but damn.

lunacrystals:

third-eyes:

vufus:

notanothersonglyric:

ruinedxfate:

ruinedxfate:

ham-safar:

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lunacrystals:

third-eyes:

vufus:

notanothersonglyric:

ruinedxfate:

ruinedxfate:

ham-safar:

Rayhaneh Jabbari is sentenced to hang for killing her rapist in self defense in Iran. She is now 26 years old and has been in Tehran’s dreaded Evin prison since 2007. The petition for her release can be found here: http://bit.ly/1h7EP4D

UNBELIEVABLE

EVERYBODY SIGN THIS PETITION

It needs 100,000, and only has 8,000 as it stands. 

Every time someone signs the petition because of your reblog, good karma is coming your way

SIGN THISSS

just signed- do it now!!

On Her Pokémon Gold Behavior, Part 2

(I am tucking in my little sister, who happens to be a big Pokémon fan thanks to me introducing her to it a few months earlier.)

Me: [Sister’s name], use rest.”

Sister: “Unfortunately, that is not part of my move-set.”

Me: “Well, in that case, [My Name] uses sleep powder.”

Sister: “It does not affect [Sister’s Name].”

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On Her Pokémon Gold Behavior

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marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

Teaching Is Not His Only Calling

(I am in my first day of freshman English. Our professor, who stands six foot one and has his head shaved, is famed throughout the college for his pranks.)

Professor: “And do NOT let a cell phone ring in my class. You will regret it.”

(Two weeks into class, a girl’s phone rings in her bag.)

Professor: “Ooh, a phone! Let me answer! Let me answer!”

(He jumps up and down beside the girl’s desk like a little kid, holding out his hand for the phone. Looking like she wants to sink through the floor, the girl digs her phone out and passes it over.)

Girl: “It’s my boyfriend…”

Professor: “Oh, even better!” *answers phone* “Hello? No, it’s not a wrong number. She’s right here. Of course you can talk to her. Hey, honey, roll over!”

(Most of us lose it at this point as the professor, beaming broadly, passes the phone back to the girl. Cringing, she holds it up to her ear and squeaks out five words.)

Girl: “Can I call you back?”

(We were uninterrupted by phones for the remainder of the semester.)

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A Thin Gap Between Thick Customers

(I notice a customer getting frustrated with his computer while a regular in the booth next to his is struggling valiantly to keep a straight face. Eventually the frustrated customer comes up to the desk.)

Customer: “Your computer ate my skydiving DVD!”

Me: “Are you saying it won’t eject?”

Customer: “No, when I push the button, a tray comes out but it’s empty.”

Me: “The disc drives are all closed units; there’s nowhere it could have gone. I’ll come over and have a look.”

(The disc tray is indeed empty. My regular is staring wide-eyed at his computer monitor while snorting behind his hand. I notice something shining in the gap between the top of the disc tray and the computer case.)

Me: “Sir, did you open the tray before putting your DVD into the computer?”

Customer: “Of course I did! I know how to use a d*** computer!”

(At this my regular is squeezing his eyes shut and going red in the face. I take off the side of the case.)

Me: “Sir, is that your DVD sitting on top of the disc drive?”

Customer: “Yes! Your computers are so cheap and crappy! If it’s damaged my disc, you have to pay for a new one!”

Me: “You must have pushed it into the gap yourself. I’m not buying you a replacement if it’s scratched.”

Customer: “No. I. Didn’t. I told you I’m not a f****** moron. I know how to use a computer!”

(I show the customer that the disc drive is a completely closed unit and not much bigger than a regular CD case.)

Me: “So my computer’s disc drive somehow teleported your DVD outside of itself?”

(At this point my regular completely loses control and laughs so hard I start to wonder if I’m going to need to call an ambulance. The customer snatches at his DVD, missing it and knocking it to the floor while he almost loses his balance and ends up standing on it before storming out. My regular finally manages to calm down enough to breathe properly.)

Regular: “I saw him push it in there. I was waiting for that for 45 d*** minutes.”

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noobtheloser:

After having a conversation about “anger bird” and “amazing mario cousins” like a year ago with kromatone I finally found the appropriate outlet.